Yes, they look like they're from the 80s. Yes, they're sort of silly (why not just wear pants?). Yes, they'll probably fall down when I try to wear them. But so the hell what?
Slouchy and gray for maximum Flashdance effect.
Yarn: Paton's Classic Wool Merino in Dark Gray Mix.
I've finished the first warmer (minus the i-cord and pompoms), waiting to get more yarn to start on the left one. It used two partial balls which may or may not add up to more than one full ball, I didn't weigh them before knitting.